Thursday, May 7, 2009

Weed-Whacking. Again.

If you've been reading here a while, you may remember last year's invective against the bane the suburban lawn-owner's existence: the humble dandelion.

For two months in the spring, they flower like crazy, spread like weeds, dot the lawn with neon-yellow testaments to the inadequacy of one's grass-maintenance skills. They flourish under curses and laugh in the face of weed killer. Where one dies back, another ten emerge, victorious, to dance at its funeral and mock the holder of the now-empty bottle of Weed-B-Gone.

They take root in the smallest of cracks in the sidewalk, along the edges of the driveway, nestled at the base of trees. They stomp brazenly into flower beds and launch tall defiant stalks into the air, proudly asserting themselves amongst the more modest bedding plants that are only just awakening to the springtime.

They will be noticed. They insist upon it.

No amount of tugging and trimming, monitoring and mowing, swearing and spraying can eradicate them completely.

There are days when I want to hand pluck every last plant out of the grass just to ensure they never come back. Other days when I simply sigh tiredly and cannot be bothered. Still others on which I cringe as I drive up to the house and realize that the dandelions in our side yard are surely poised to execute a coup over the well-behaved grass next door.

And then, today, on the way back from the park with the lovely dirt trails where I'd been walking Dog, I drove past an enormous several acre field -- so vibrantly alive with the little yellow buggers. I thought immediately of the fabulous rolling hills of Southern France, and the train whisking past field after field of glorious mustard flowers, like miniature suns on tall green stalks. And the field of dandelions looked beautiful this morning, sunny bright on an overcast day.

It doesn't make me want to get rid of the ones in my lawn any less.

But it does make me wonder: what made us decide this was a weed? Why do we shun it? What if we all just let the dandelions have their way with us? Could we pretend we lived amongst the mustard fields of France? Could we be happy with grass dotted cheerfully yellow? And if not, why not?

I'm not sure why this year I'm suddenly more philosophical about the dreadful beasts. But there you have it. Apparently it's possible to mature, even on a subject as volatile as weeds.

Photo credit: mgpenguin86 via flickr

13 comments:

cy said...

i agree completely!!! especially when i think of how much time, money, and effort is spent on getting rid of them (and on keeping grass alive). and when you try and explain to your 2 year old who loves "dand-ons" that he picks at school.

MidLifeMama said...

And they are good for you too. Providing you aren't eating the ones in my yard; which have undoubtedly been peed upon by at least one of the three dogs. But when did this venerable, tasty and good for you plant become the scourge of suburbia? Wikipedia here I come...

jen said...

Have you ever tried mixing some dandelion greens into a salad? YUM. Tart & tasty, and great with a sweet vinaigrette. I too hate maintaining a "lawn" and can't wait until we move out of our rental and can have a prairie-grass-wildflower-natural-type yard. So much easier and cheaper too.

MamaGeek @ Works For Us said...

Girl, I think you're onto something. Our neighbor DOES use them in a salad too and LOVES it. Me on the otherhand, WAY too wimpy.

Mom of Three said...

Those do look pretty, but I totally understand the compulsion to get rid of them. Weeds...yuck!

All Adither said...

I've never quite understood man vs. dandelion. I like em.

tara said...

the blossoms are great fried (dip in egg then flour) ... but then what isn't

Amber said...

Such philosophical waxings for something, in the best of circumstances, could only be considered an ugly flower. :-)

Hey, I have a big, ugly 700-lbs pumpkin-shaped weed at my house. Wondering if you could take care of that, too?

Fawn said...

I think people hate them because they can't be controlled. How dare they pop up in places we don't specifically tell them to? I said I wanted POPPIES there, and poppies there shall be, not dandelions.

People hate it when nature wins.

I actually think that the whole concept of a lawn is silly. A single type of plant in a large space, and in most climates requiring constant care in the form of watering and cutting. What a waste of energy. *sigh*

I admit, I don't like our dog-pee patched lawn any better -- one of these days we're going to get rid of the grass and make have a more natural (and hardier) ground cover.

LceeL said...

Their one and only saving grace is that is is possible to make wine from them.

Ree said...

We fought the good battle for the past three years. This one, though, after realizing that no matter what we did, as long as there are birds and neighbors and bunny rabbits (all good things)...we aren't going to get rid of the yellow in our lawn.

So we're thinking of trying dandelion wine.

Jaina said...

They make lovely flower crowns as well when properly strung together. :)

Angela said...

My kids love when the dandelions pop up, they think it's a sign of spring. Our neighbor has an immaculate lawn and gives us the evil eye when all we do with our dandelions is let the kids pick them and make a wish blowing the seeds. We're the scourge of our neighborhood!

 

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